I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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