So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
