She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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