Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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