whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
wow bdsm is so cute
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