just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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