tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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