do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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