I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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