My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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