i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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