ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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