haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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