He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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