i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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