It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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