let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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