Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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