I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This baby is an asshole
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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