that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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