Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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