You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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