She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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