have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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