Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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