super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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