Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
