It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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