their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I will be naked everywhere
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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