do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
