Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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