porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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