What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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