yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dicks are not precious.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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