You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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