i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm at about main and main street
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize