yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
