ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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