there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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