and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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