Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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