I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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