i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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