elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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