You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Randomize
