I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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