I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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