What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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