you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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