Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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