we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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