Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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