I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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