no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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