the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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